If you folks aren't into making product recommendations for total newbies based on their specific (possibly unrealistic or just odd) expectations with regards to capabilities and budget, I apologize for intruding where I don't belong, wasting people's time, and wish you all a good day. However, if anyone would be happy to help with that sort of thing, and/or direct my to the appropriate sub-forum for that here, I'd appreciate it. The choices are...overwhelming. Thanks regardless.