I admit, this is pretty darn funny,but, you may want to continue this on PM's before the moderators give you a wrist slap for wandering off topic.
Shhhhhh!
On PMs, the enjoyment would be restricted to a scant few intellectuals, and we are posting for everyone's enjoyment and knowledge. In fact, we are on topic, for a new member's misconception was illustrated and subsequent enlightened by outstanding forum members - nothing short of sound, quick, and gentle, lighthearted correction, for which this one, who, believe it or not, retired from services as a real court bailiff, is most grateful.
Now let's all help Gramps find his teeth.